it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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