i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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