She announced her abortion via fbk
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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