All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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