i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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