all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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