Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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