Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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