he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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