So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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