i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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