youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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