Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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