If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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