You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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