So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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