Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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