five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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