the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
