For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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