She is in my trunk
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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