Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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