I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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