I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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