you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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