It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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