So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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