Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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