Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize