i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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