A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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