This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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