So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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