Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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