Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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