he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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