Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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