votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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