On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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