she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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