She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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