Sponge bath it is.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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