Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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