I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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