nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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