That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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