i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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