i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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