garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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