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(225): View more from Louisiana

you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?

(504): View more from Louisiana

im sorry, i don't get text messages.

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(315): View more from New York

I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.

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(845): View more from New York

So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.

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