hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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